August 15, 2007

New airport agents check for danger in fliers' facial expressions

More from the Stay Scared Shitless (SSS) file:

Specially trained security personnel are watching body language and facial cues of passengers for signs of bad intentions. The watcher could be the attendant who hands you the tray for your laptop or the one standing behind the ticket-checker. Or the one next to the curbside baggage attendant.

"Behavior Detection Officers"?

No, really, that's what they're called.

Orwell rolls in his grave.

Read more, but don't make eye contact here.

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