Because I'm not creative enough to make this shit up:
A "national underground network" of pink pistol-packing lesbians is terrorizing America. "All across the country," they are raping young girls, attacking heterosexual males at random, and forcibly indoctrinating children as young as 10 into the homosexual lifestyle, according to a shocking June 21 segment on the popular Fox News Channel program, "The O'Reilly Factor."
But there's more:
After this introduction, O'Reilly went to a split-screen live interview with "Fox News crime analyst" Rod Wheeler.
...
So, what exactly was the basis of this report?
Turns out that Wheeler is not exactly the kind of source one would consider reliable:
...
Evidently, the "no spin zone" is increasingly resembling the Bizarro Universe.
A "national underground network" of pink pistol-packing lesbians is terrorizing America. "All across the country," they are raping young girls, attacking heterosexual males at random, and forcibly indoctrinating children as young as 10 into the homosexual lifestyle, according to a shocking June 21 segment on the popular Fox News Channel program, "The O'Reilly Factor."
But there's more:
After this introduction, O'Reilly went to a split-screen live interview with "Fox News crime analyst" Rod Wheeler.
...
So, what exactly was the basis of this report?
Turns out that Wheeler is not exactly the kind of source one would consider reliable:
...
Evidently, the "no spin zone" is increasingly resembling the Bizarro Universe.
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